An Exciting Story

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Sarah helps me

I discovered that chatting with the Paypal auto-responding bot thing is very entertaining.  Here is a stimulating conversation we had.

Sarah
Hello, I'm Sarah and I'm here to answer your questions about PayPal. Even though I'd like to be a real person, I'm not. I'm programmed to answer your questions. How can I help you?

You
how is babby formed?

Sarah
I don't know exactly what you mean. Can you be a little more specific about the issue?

You
HOW IS BABBY FORMED

Sarah
I'm sorry, but I still don't understand your question. For further assistance, you can contact PayPal directly.

You
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION BECAUSE YOU ARE STUPID

Sarah
I'm sorry you seem to think I'm not so intelligent. I'm a virtual agent, so I can't answer everything. If you'll rephrase your question, I'll do my best to try to help you.

You
HOW IS BABBY FORMED!?

Sarah
I'm sorry, but I still don't understand your question. For further assistance, you can contact PayPal directly.

You
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Sarah
I'm sorry, but I still don't understand your issue. For further assistance, you can contact PayPal directly.

You
Fine, be that way.

Sarah
Great.
How can I help you?

halao

As a matter of interest, I recently checked my spam folder, and found this robotic gem:

Sender: Chole
Im a 28 single female looking for friends maybe more. I enjoy being outside,
playing darts, camping, drinking, and dancing.
Im looking for a man 18 to 40 who is single, has a job, and likes to have
fun
my pics are here:
(link removed because the address is probably a virus hive.)

I replied with this:

(Me)	3:35 PM (7 minutes ago)
to Chloe

 How kind of you!  Go away now.

GO AWAY

As of late, the social networking stie LinkedIn has been emailing me.  And won't stop.  It's sheer power of being annoying seems to constantly bypass my spam filter.  So recently I sent them this email:

"STOP EMAILING ME

I WILL TELEPORT THROUGH THE INTERNET AND FIND YOU

STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP

I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID SITE

LEAVE ME ALONE."

My guess is that this will do absolutely nothing.

My Stupid Life episode 1: in which I try to make the Mundane Interesting

I went to the graduation of a family friend recently, which was fairly boring.  What was more interesting, however, is the hotel we stayed in.  There were a few odd things about it, which I will now list for no reason whatsoever.

1: It smelled very strange.  The hallways smelled like chlorine, and the bathroom smelled like tacos.  As far as the latter goes, I can only presume that someone snuck into the bathroom to eat a taco smuggled illegally across the Canadian border.  I feel this is an excellent and sound theory.

2: One of their stairwells had two exits signs, one on the ceiling, and one on the floor.  I presume that was for the benefit of very stupid people.

3: They had free muffins.  Now, I don't think I've ever publicly expressed my love for muffins before, so I will now.  I love muffins.  Any shape, any flavour, as long as they're tasty and are full of empty calories.  But there is such a thing as a bad muffin, and the ones being given out at that hotel definitely count.  They were made of what I can only assume was packing foam, and tasted like air freshener liquid.  I believe that the hotel staff were attempting to poison the stay-ees at their hotel, so that they could keep the corpses in their rooms and charge them for staying overtime.

I have been informed that free muffins in a hotel is not an unusual phenomenon.

My Other Car

Well, I've been hiding for a very long time.  Who knew that empty barrels were such an effective hideout?  At any rate, I'm back, and ready to start doing things again!  Let's start with this interesting video:

 

This song is from the soon-to-be-released called...something.  I'm debating between "Tasty Fuzzy Carpet Time", or "My Other Car Is A Rainbow". 

Laser Fish!