Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Sarah helps me

I discovered that chatting with the Paypal auto-responding bot thing is very entertaining.  Here is a stimulating conversation we had.

Sarah
Hello, I'm Sarah and I'm here to answer your questions about PayPal. Even though I'd like to be a real person, I'm not. I'm programmed to answer your questions. How can I help you?

You
how is babby formed?

Sarah
I don't know exactly what you mean. Can you be a little more specific about the issue?

You
HOW IS BABBY FORMED

Sarah
I'm sorry, but I still don't understand your question. For further assistance, you can contact PayPal directly.

You
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION BECAUSE YOU ARE STUPID

Sarah
I'm sorry you seem to think I'm not so intelligent. I'm a virtual agent, so I can't answer everything. If you'll rephrase your question, I'll do my best to try to help you.

You
HOW IS BABBY FORMED!?

Sarah
I'm sorry, but I still don't understand your question. For further assistance, you can contact PayPal directly.

You
ASDFGHJKL::;;Afl;sflks;agjewioutpra

Sarah
I'm sorry, but I still don't understand your issue. For further assistance, you can contact PayPal directly.

You
Fine, be that way.

Sarah
Great.
How can I help you?

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