Then I heard Ladytron.
A quick explanation of who these people are. Ladytron is a quartet of British artists that blend electropop dance beats with sweeping, retro-style new wave synth lines. They get their signature sound from a vintage Korg MS20. They've changed their style over the years, becoming more polished, but that retro-meets-modern fusion has never quite left.
Something I find fascinating about Ladytron is that in terms of structure, their music bears a superficial resemblance to mainstream pop like Lady Gaga, Britney Spears, Roisin Murphy, etc. But you give it a closer listen, and it's different. It's eerie. The vocals are emotionally detached, and sound like they're coming from far, far away. The instrumentation is synth-heavy and moody, fleshing out the unearthly vocals.
In conclusion, the kids are free, and all the need is a gift from their mom and dad.