Whoa there, whoa there bessie, whoa. What's that bessie, Snooglebum released a new album? Good job spotting that one, bessie.
 

Oh, and I should probably mention that I have a facebook page!

Hey hey HEY!  There's this one album done by a guy... except that one guy is me, and the album is called...



INTO THE VOID!  BA-BAM!!  BAMBO!  BOOOBOOOM!  BEEBOOBEBOP!  BILBO BAGGINS!!!!

I LIVE STILL + Chiptunes = Win!

IM NOT DED

SRSLY GUISE

Okay, first of all, I got on this this awesome compilation called Chiptunes = WIN hosted by the (presumably) dashing and handsome Brandon L. Hood.  I have no idea, maybe he actually looks like Krang.  But that'd be okay, cause he put me in there!  The way to my heart is paved with an escalator, to allow for easier access.


This is my track, btw: http://chiptuneswin.com/track/silverfish-riot

So many talented people, I don't even know oh my gods

Did I forget to mention this?  Of course I did.  Old news!

Oh well.

HEY ITS AN ALBUM

Fork

I should make clear that this post was made under the influence of having had very little sleep, and from staying up till 1:00 AM.  So if what follows is somewhat incoherent, trust me: it's entirely my fault.

So, there hasn't been many posts on this blog recently.  And by "many posts" I mean "any posts", and I figure its time to change that.

The main reason I haven't been posting recently is because of the simple kitchen utensil known as the fork.  Yes indeed, this common implement of the dining table has kept my fascinated for these many months.  

But I'm getting ahead of myself, let me start at the beginning.

Spoon

Forks, as we all know, were invented in 1749 by a french gentleman known as Frans Félipo.  He was busy shearing his flock of sheep (as one was obliged to do in those days), when he came across a strange phenomenon.  Every sixteenth stroke of his shearer, the sheep he was shearing with his shearer would float a few inches off the ground.  

Not pictured: anything I just talked about.

Now, this intrigued Frans, who swiftly returned to his house and made a phone call to his good friend Grégoire to till him the news.  Grégoire, a renowned physicist and lightbulb detoxifier, responded with the following quote:

"Pourquoi bonjour, Frans! C'est drôle de vous voir ici! Je marche sur une route remplie d'oies firy ​​pendant dix-sept ans! Cependant, il n'y avait pas des moutons partout, donc je vais prendre un serment de sang contre vous."

Wisdom for the ages.

The result of me Google searching "dog".  Close enough.

An Exciting Story

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Sarah helps me

I discovered that chatting with the Paypal auto-responding bot thing is very entertaining.  Here is a stimulating conversation we had.

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